I was on Xbox last night with some buddies of mine, and one of them was streaming on his Twitch channel. We ended the night with a couple rounds of battle royal on Call of Duty Warzone, but before we could get started we ran into a huge problem. With four sex symbols playing video games together for the public to watch, the chances of a girl watching was second to none. We wound up ending the stream. The risk outweighed the reward.
Why end a stream with a whooping 4 viewers you may ask? Men don’t win many battles when it comes to women. We may idolize Future on social media and act like we’re bold behind a screen, but let’s be real, simp nation is in full effect and we are the little spoon most nights. These L’s have ended gentlemen and we intend to keep it that way. Women love to brag that they can all be spies or CIA agents or some bullshit like that because they catch their deadbeat boyfriend texting Pizza Hut at 11Pm.
I can’t tell you how many tweets I’ve read about the topic of women always finding dirt out, but those days are over. The tweets I read today are some of the most wholesome content I’ve seen since corona has taken the world by storm. The Gulag. The Gulag is to women like kryptonite is to Superman, like the heel is to Achillies, like hormones is to a faithful christian. It is their weakness. Men have secured the dub in life for the first time since birth control was invented. Dare we risk that dub over a silly stream? Not a chance, not today Satan. We gamed responsibly and i guess we can argue this is a plea to every other gamer out there, be careful what you stream. The longer this continues to eat up the inside of women, the sweeter the dub tastes.
We may never get this opportunity again in our pointless lifetimes. This is why we can never let women find out what the gulag is, because men need any victory we can get.
P.S. if you want to watch some wholesome content follow my buddies twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/stevenraylopez/
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Riley Luis
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